Global Warming or Climate Change

Beware: The cultural crusaders who would enslave us all under a repressive government are pressing hard.

The global warming phenomenon is in full force. The phenomenon is not the the earth is warming, but that the climate is being used as a pretext for asserting control over the world's population.

There is little science in the equation. Adherents of the global warming religion care not about reality. They wish only to force us all to pay penance to their god, change our evil ways, and live a carbon-chaste life.

We had an unusually cold winter, which is fresh in people's minds. There were government hearings on global warming that had to be cancelled because of the cold. An actual human using logic may take note of the cold and reconsider the premise of global warming. But in true dogmatic style, the adherents ironically believe cold weather proves their point that the earth is warming.

Noticing that they sound ridiculous that cold proves hot (nothing escapes their keen minds), they are now changing the language to accommodate their insanity. Global Warming should henceforth be referred to as Climate Change. That way, no matter what happens, it proves they are right.

Are you cold? Climate Change.
Are you hot? Climate Change.
Are there floods? Climate Change.
Are there droughts? Climate Change.
Is the weather the slightest bit different today than it was yesterday? Climate Change.
Have these things always existed? Yes.

So we now have a definition that uses the way things have always been as proof that everything is changing. This will, of course, require swift action of government to severely subjugate all people. Well, all people who aren't Al Gore.

Uberpost

This is a very short post. To all who read this, please stop using the term "uber" as it has become an uber pet peeve of mine. It is uberirritating. So unless you can actually speak German, please don't use that word as if you are ubercool because you are ubernot.